Clean as a Weiner
Technology is cool and all, but it's even better when it's used in an application where it makes sense. Lately, public bathrooms have been implementing technology so that your visit is more sanitary. However, that's what the goal is at least.
I'm sure you've seen such things. Toilets that automatically flush. Sinks that turn on when your hands are present. The same goes with auto hand dryers, and even recently I saw paper towel dispenser that was motion detected.
However, this technology failed to keep in mind the human nature of all men. With the old methods, we found it difficult to wash our hands after using the john. And now with these new methods, we really don't want to.
Simply put, men aren't afraid of the germs on their own weiners. Though none of them would admit it, they very well could stick their hands in the crotch, and then proceed to eat with the same hand. It's just how it goes. Deal with it.
So what happens when we're told that these bathrooms are automated so that they are sanitary? Well you get a world full of men that no longer have the need to wash their hands at all. Though we aren't afraid of the germs on our own sticks, we aren't too keen on getting the germs of some random anonymous scrotom. That's the real reason some men are compelled to wash their hands in public bathrooms.
One more thing needs to be taken into consideration. Men are stupid. Even the smart ones are stupid. Lemme just break it down for you to better explain this.
Technology allows for men's bathrooms to be more sanitary by making it so that you can walk into a bathroom, use the bathroom, and leave the bathroom without once touching anything in the bathroom other than your own dick. And in this technological process, you can flush the toilet, wash and dry your hands, and enter and exit the bathroom entrance.
However, men, being the braniacs that we are fail to put all the technology in the bathrooms. Every public restroom I've ever seen has only some, and not all. And believe you me, I've been to some pretty fancy bathrooms.
So what's the use of having an entrance having a toilet that flushes on it's own, automated sinks and hand dryers if you fail to have a door that we can leave without having to touch. Keep in mind, most men will not, I repeat, will not wash their hands.
So I can walk myself though this pseudo-technological charade just to end up with Joe Schmo's dick germs all over my hand when I exit the bathroom. Now does not that defeat the whole purpose of having this technology? It'd be no different than just having to shake some stranger's weiner on the way out.
I'm sure you've seen such things. Toilets that automatically flush. Sinks that turn on when your hands are present. The same goes with auto hand dryers, and even recently I saw paper towel dispenser that was motion detected.
However, this technology failed to keep in mind the human nature of all men. With the old methods, we found it difficult to wash our hands after using the john. And now with these new methods, we really don't want to.
Simply put, men aren't afraid of the germs on their own weiners. Though none of them would admit it, they very well could stick their hands in the crotch, and then proceed to eat with the same hand. It's just how it goes. Deal with it.
So what happens when we're told that these bathrooms are automated so that they are sanitary? Well you get a world full of men that no longer have the need to wash their hands at all. Though we aren't afraid of the germs on our own sticks, we aren't too keen on getting the germs of some random anonymous scrotom. That's the real reason some men are compelled to wash their hands in public bathrooms.
One more thing needs to be taken into consideration. Men are stupid. Even the smart ones are stupid. Lemme just break it down for you to better explain this.
Technology allows for men's bathrooms to be more sanitary by making it so that you can walk into a bathroom, use the bathroom, and leave the bathroom without once touching anything in the bathroom other than your own dick. And in this technological process, you can flush the toilet, wash and dry your hands, and enter and exit the bathroom entrance.
However, men, being the braniacs that we are fail to put all the technology in the bathrooms. Every public restroom I've ever seen has only some, and not all. And believe you me, I've been to some pretty fancy bathrooms.
So what's the use of having an entrance having a toilet that flushes on it's own, automated sinks and hand dryers if you fail to have a door that we can leave without having to touch. Keep in mind, most men will not, I repeat, will not wash their hands.
So I can walk myself though this pseudo-technological charade just to end up with Joe Schmo's dick germs all over my hand when I exit the bathroom. Now does not that defeat the whole purpose of having this technology? It'd be no different than just having to shake some stranger's weiner on the way out.
2 Comments:
Let’s be creative here. Its important stuff we are talking about! Imagine a washroom, like one in clubs where usually a guy standing as a guard staring at ya while u take a leak. Replace that guy with a gorgeous babe. Her title would be 'Pee assistant'. That’s right; she will stand behind you, put her chin on your shoulder and take charge of your gun. you will not be 'allowed' to take your hands out of your pockets. She’ll open ur flier and hold your wiener in her hand and aim it at the target. Now, to pee or not to pee, consult Shakespeare or your upline, that’s ur call.
After u r done, she'll put ur wiener back, which, most likely will resist to go back in there. Then she'll zip up ur flier and wash her hands. She'll open the automatic door with a button and you are out.
Only if I ruled the world!!!
I saw a website once about urinals. They printed a little picture of a bug on the inside of the urinal, right in the 'sweet spot' at dead centre of the bottom.
The idea was that males tend to aim at something if there is something there to aim at. Admit it guys, if you saw a cigarette butt floating in there next to the white 'hockey puck' you would likely try to hit it. Same concept.
Perhaps that is what urinals need. A little target to keep all the guys 'on target'. Then an automatic lock on the doors unless a pair of hands have been present under the soap dispenser, water flow, and paper/hot air dispenser (in that order) for a pre-selected amount of time.
-Myche
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