De-Evolving Exercise

Is it possible that ideas for the advancement in an industry can overwhelm it to the point where it seems to destroy that very industry? Or is it just a simple fact that if you know you can sell an eskimo ice, you'll come back to sell him frozen agua the next week and thermo-cooled H20 the following week.

Whatever the case may be, exercise equipment has just got to the point where it is just fucking retarded. Case in point: The Ab Lounge. It's a god damn cot. That's it. Nothing to it at all. Here, take a look for yourself.

The pictures alone show you how to work this magical cot that can burn the fat away. Now this isn't some equipment that came out decades ago, this is brand spanking new. And sadly, people are actually buying it. Why? Why on Earth are they doing that?

And if that doesn't top it. For those that are too fucking stupid to figure out how this wonder cot works, it actually comes with an instructional video. Someone please slap the shit out of me.

Are people so desperate to take off the pounds that they'll by anything?

If that's the case then let me introduce you to my workout equipment. It's called the Fat Burner. You put it on your feet everyday and it is guaranteed* to take off the pounds. I wore the Fat Burner for weeks now and I'm proud to say that I have lost nearly 20 pounds. And for the low low price of $99, you too can take advantage of my fat vanishing system.

Allow me to give you a sneak peek of this amazing product.



*That's right dipshit. They are socks. Plain old socks. If you want to lose the pounds put on the socks and walk your fat ass around the block a few times every day. Oh yeah...and ease off on the fat food there too tubby.