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Saturday, June 26, 2004

Confusing Equation

We all know what happens when you put add 1 + 1. You get 2. That's a simple math equation. You learn that at a very young age. I would venture to say that nearly every 4 year old knows that 1 + 1 = 2.

Later in life we learn to add logic into an equation. For instance. Red is to apple, as banana is to __________. Of course, logic fills you in on this obvious answer - Yellow.

Again this is just the very basics in logic and deductive reasoning. Over time this develops and you can logically piece together a tremendous amount of equations. Sometimes you might not even realize that you are even doing so as it grows to become natural.

However there is one equation that has always baffled me in my 25 years of life. Now, here's the interesting part. Much like how I know 1 + 1 = 2, I also know why 1 + 1 = 2. Even in terms of the fruit, I can easily learn why an apple is red and a banana is yellow.,

However for this equation, even though I see the answer. I'm just baffled as to who the equation fit together. It's not the answer itself that is the puzzler. But rather the companents of the equation themselves. And here's the part that will totally throw you off. The equation can bring about multiple answers. Ain't that wild?

The best way is to just tell you the equation. See if you first can solve it. What do you get when you combine:

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See the confusion now. It's apparent that this is a man and a woman. That's the obvious part. However, here's the confusing part. The woman is the typical working woman who is moving up the career ladder. She's both German and Russian. Religion has always been on the better side of her life.

The man is a hardened sociopath. You name the crime and he's committed it. Selling drugs, pimping and pandering, conspiracy to murder, kidnapping, assault & battery, and the list goes on. It's insane when you think of how such a man is even allowed to walk the streets.

Some how these two worlds collided and intertwined together for over 3 years back in the late 70's. How and why that came to pass is a mystery that will never be known to man. And in the September of 1978, this peculiar pair concieved the first of what would be two products. And on June 9, 1979 all the Earth fell to silence for a split second to hear the first cry of what was the first of two answers to this equation.

That product grew over the next 25 years to become this man:



Who's this man you might ask? This here is a man that faced all odds that were against him and rose to become quite an astonishing individual. With a combination of good looks, confidence, and brains, he is destined to do something great in his lifetime.

Who is this man you ask again? Well you're reading the news in his mind right now. That's who this man is. Do you see the confusion now?

The answer is fine. It's the components of the equation that are simply baffling.

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