The Critic's Critic

Regardless of what particular network you watch on TV you will constantly run into two things:

• Homosexuals


• Critics

What the hell is the deal with all this? Of wait, I forgot one more element you'll find:

• Gay Critics

Reality TV is just getting too much right now. And what's worse is that it has nothing to do with reality. Will this madness ever end?

These damn critics. Is there an actual certificate to become one? And if so, is being a homosexual grant you bonus points? If by chance there is someone that is appointing these critics I would like that they please reveal themselves immediately and stand still. Very still. I wouldn't want the sniper to miss.

And most of the time these pseudo-experts are criticizing either fashion or talent. And here's the interesting thing. None of these self-proclaimed critics even look fashionable or appear to have any talent whatsoever.

I mean seriously, have you seen that Queer Eye quintet? Would you dress like them? I can just see it now.... Phil from Marketing going to work with a gold button down short minus the buttons, black corduroy pants, and green alligator boots. Gimme a million breaks already.

And speaking of those Queer Eyes, is it me or do they look a 40ish crowd of N'Sync.


N'Sync


Queer Eye Quintet (Old Ass N'Sync)


So here's my critcism/advice for all these freaks:

"Shut Up. Dress Normal. Get Outta My Television."

'Nuff Said.