"Mankind Falls Asleep While Searching for Cure to Sleep"
"We all get 24 hours in the same day."
What a bunch of crock that is. It would be nice if it were true. But it appears that we only get 16 hours a day on average. 8 of my given hours are slept in an unconcious state. What's the deal with that? You would think that a race that can send a robot to Mars, can cure polio, can teach a gorilla sign language, can figure out how to increase the productivity of our own days.
Seriously, how inconvenient is sleep? Not only does it want us for 8 hours, but it'll take take two more of our hours as well. One to actually get tired and fall asleep, and the other to fully wake up from the burden of sleep to become fully functional again. So if I want to be that anal, I'd say we only have 14 hours a day on average.
And whatever it's supposed to be doing while we're asleep doesn't seem to be working out that well. Humans are the only creatures to go to bed awake and wake up tired? I mean this is going way to far now with this ancient form of re-energizing. They have complex cars that can recharge in a matter of hours, yet it takes a lightweight human brain 8 hours to get back on the right track.
Millions of people are already attempting to break this 8 hour mold. They are literally rebelling against sleep. This rebellion has been titled "Insomnia". And what do our so called experts do about it? Rather than seeing this as an opportuntiy to remove this burden of sleep from us, they decide to call the rebellion the "disorder." So millions of hours and dollars are spent to "cure" us from this growing rebellion. What a stinkin' waste! If they put that same effort into the development of this rebellion, we might be at a position today where sleep is merely a choice and not this ancient form of required revitalization.
This disease known as sleep isn't something that we can just will away. Now amount of "positive thinking" can rid us of this 8 hour daily plague. We need those that are educated among us to being this search for a cure. And this cure needs to be found immediately.
Why you ask? Millions of people are killed due to sleep and it's disadvantages.. Whether it be that they were unaware of medical problems while under the submission of this mind-controlling menace, or driving while under the influence of sleep's symtpoms, or even mutating into a heart-wrenching illness that takes the lives of our infant children with no explanation or reason left in it's cruel wake. This is just one small part of this destruction. I could spend hours going on about other perils such as the high unemployement rate due to millions falling asleep on the job, etc.
I for one have had enough of this barbarian. It's time to take back these 8 hours each day that are continually robbed from us literally like a thief in the night. Urge your congressman to pass a bill that will require federal funding to go to any and all medical experts that wish to join this fight.
Mankind will prevail....wide awake.
What a bunch of crock that is. It would be nice if it were true. But it appears that we only get 16 hours a day on average. 8 of my given hours are slept in an unconcious state. What's the deal with that? You would think that a race that can send a robot to Mars, can cure polio, can teach a gorilla sign language, can figure out how to increase the productivity of our own days.
Seriously, how inconvenient is sleep? Not only does it want us for 8 hours, but it'll take take two more of our hours as well. One to actually get tired and fall asleep, and the other to fully wake up from the burden of sleep to become fully functional again. So if I want to be that anal, I'd say we only have 14 hours a day on average.
And whatever it's supposed to be doing while we're asleep doesn't seem to be working out that well. Humans are the only creatures to go to bed awake and wake up tired? I mean this is going way to far now with this ancient form of re-energizing. They have complex cars that can recharge in a matter of hours, yet it takes a lightweight human brain 8 hours to get back on the right track.
Millions of people are already attempting to break this 8 hour mold. They are literally rebelling against sleep. This rebellion has been titled "Insomnia". And what do our so called experts do about it? Rather than seeing this as an opportuntiy to remove this burden of sleep from us, they decide to call the rebellion the "disorder." So millions of hours and dollars are spent to "cure" us from this growing rebellion. What a stinkin' waste! If they put that same effort into the development of this rebellion, we might be at a position today where sleep is merely a choice and not this ancient form of required revitalization.
This disease known as sleep isn't something that we can just will away. Now amount of "positive thinking" can rid us of this 8 hour daily plague. We need those that are educated among us to being this search for a cure. And this cure needs to be found immediately.
Why you ask? Millions of people are killed due to sleep and it's disadvantages.. Whether it be that they were unaware of medical problems while under the submission of this mind-controlling menace, or driving while under the influence of sleep's symtpoms, or even mutating into a heart-wrenching illness that takes the lives of our infant children with no explanation or reason left in it's cruel wake. This is just one small part of this destruction. I could spend hours going on about other perils such as the high unemployement rate due to millions falling asleep on the job, etc.
I for one have had enough of this barbarian. It's time to take back these 8 hours each day that are continually robbed from us literally like a thief in the night. Urge your congressman to pass a bill that will require federal funding to go to any and all medical experts that wish to join this fight.
Mankind will prevail....wide awake.
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